Tuesday, February 24, 2009

I had a dream, the series, part 2

Once again I would like to say that dreams are just that, dreams. By no means would I ever wish harm to any individual. In no way would I ever want to do anything that would break any federal, state, or local laws. This is a work of fantasy, nothing more.

So back in my nice warm bed, falling deep into that sleep, that sleep perchance to dream. I awake and I get up and go to the living room to start my day. There on the TV, it is again. The scroll, BREAKING NEWS.

Our president has been shot. At this moment he is fighting for his life in surgery to remove a bullet that is dangerously close to the heart and another lodged in the base of his spine. Speculation from informed sources tell us at best the president is in grave danger. If he survives the surgery there is not much hope that he will ever walk again.

I think to myself, fantasy, just another dream and I go hop in the shower expecting to wake up in my warm bed at any moment. I start my drive to work, turn on the radio and the music has been replaced by a liberal anchor man talking about what a tragedy the whole thing is and how this day will live in history as the day the first black president was assassinated.

I begin to wonder, am I really asleep or is this really happening?

Is the president really dead and does that mean that Biden is our president? He is an idiot. This is crazy.

Then again, if I am awake what are the implications?

Damn it, there is the alarm.
Knew it was to good to be true.
Maybe I can slide back into the dream again and find out where it is taking me.

Dreams are once again, nothing but fantasy, fiction.
Then again, fantasy, fiction is better then reality.

Till next time...

Saturday, February 21, 2009

catching wild pigs

This is a repost from a friend. It is well worth the read. So how many of us are wild pigs?
Not me.....


Catching Wild Pigs A chemistry professor in a large college had some exchange students in the Class. One day while the class was in the lab the professor noticed one Young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if His back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him He had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting Communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's Government and install a new communist government. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange Question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?' The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punchline. The young Man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place In the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to Come every day to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, You put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you Put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat Again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a Gate in the last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to Come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole Herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around Inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free Corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the Woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity. The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening To America . The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps Spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as corporate bail outs, supplemental Income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, Payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc.. While we Continually lose our freedoms -- just a little at a time. If you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem Confronting the future of democracy in America , you might want to send this On to your friends. If you think the free ride is essential to your way of Life then you will probably delete this email, but God help you when the Gate slams shut! "A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to Take away everything you have" Thomas Jefferson

Thursday, February 19, 2009

I have a dream...the series.

If a woman in New York can dream about having sex with our new president, I figured I could have a dream too.

Now I want to say that a dream is just that, a dream, a fantasy. It in no way reflects in anyway actions I would ever take or wish upon anyone. I in no way would ever want to break any federal, state, or local laws.

Woke up this morning, turned on the news just like any other day. I am doing my normal thing. Get my daily dose of caffeine and settle in to see what is going on in the world.

BREAKING NEWS rolls across the top of my TV.
President Obama has been shot as he spoke at a rally in Kansas City.
He has been life flighted to a local hospital where he is undergoing surgery for a undisclosed injury.
I repeat President Obama has been shot. Joe Biden in Washington is now our acting president while Obama is in surgery. The only comment at this point is no comment.
Stay tuned as we will get you any information as it comes in.

What?????

Damn, It is just a dream. Maybe I will have part 2 tomorrow night.
Today is just the same old crap.
Obama raping the nation by driving us so far into debt that our grand kids will be still paying it off in their golden years.
Sometimes dreams are sweet and reality is the nightmare.

Pleasant dreams to all of you.

I will repeat, I wish no harm to the president and dreams are just that, dreams.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Foodstamps, they want to give out more??? WTF

One of the biggest things I am hearing talk about at work lately is how there will shortly, thanks to the "stimulus bill" an increase in not only the amount but the scope of those that qualify for foodstamps. Now in my job, we run into a lot of people that feel they are entitled to help from the government. You know what I am talking about. Free medical care, free housing, free food.

This would be the point that I reveal that I work in the medical community. I see families that walk into the hospital and expect, no demand not only free care for their kids but food from the cafeteria for the rest of the family, phone cards so they can call anyone and everyone they know around the world. They expect to be housed in a local hotel at our expense, the taxpayers expense. They even want transportation to and from the hospital to anywhere they want to go.

Does this piss me off? Hell Yes!!!

However, I wanted to talk about foodstamps. I will get to the whole healthcare issue at a later date.

Foodstamps. They use to come in a book. Now you have a card, much like a credit card, and a PIN #.

So I go to the store, with my list of things we need. I add up the total as I go and thanks to some overtime this week and the decent weather, hence a lower gas bill, we are able to get a few things we want, not just need. Still I think of the upcoming bills and am hesitant in extending to far away from the "list".

I go to check out, pay for the food.

There in line in front of me is a young woman, two kids in tow, wild kids that have no knowledge or example of how they should behave. Mom is on her cell phone, a razor, talking to who know who about what they are going to wear that night at the bar.

They get to the checkout and start putting their food on the conveyor. I see brand name everything. Lots of junk food, lots of higher priced items. Cuts of meat that we save for holidays. T-bone steaks, hostess snack cakes, pop, cookies, TV dinners (the good ones).

I look at my cart and see store brand items, want to save a few cents, cheaper cuts of meat, few extras.

Then the kicker. She takes out her EBT card and proudly says to the person on the phone, "only spent half of what I got this month, do you want anything?"

I want to scream. Or at least snatch this liberal blond bitch bald.

I don't.

Then it is my turn. I pay with cash.

They are still bagging their items. We finish about the same time. As I walk to my car, my older but very well maintained car, I can't help but look.

She gets into a almost new SUV.

I guess it doesn't pay to work hard and save.
Could have taken the easy way out.

No, I have morals and self esteem.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Can't deny the Truth

Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable TruthsNumber 1 is not more or less important than 35


1. There is a distinct singular American culture - rugged individualism and self-reliance - which made America great.
2. The vast majority of the rich in this country did not inherit their wealth; they earned it. They are the country's achievers, producers, and job creators.
3. No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity.
4. Evidence refutes liberalism.
5. There is no such thing as a New Democrat.
6. The Earth's eco-system is not fragile.
7. Character matters; leadership decends from character.
8. The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.
9. Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.
10. The 1980s was not a decade of greed but a decade of prosperity; it was the longest period of peacetime growth in American history.
11. Abstinence prevents sexually transmitted disease and pregnancy -every time it's tried.
12. Condoms only work during the school year.
13. Poverty is not the root ("rut") cause of crime.
14. There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.
15. If you commit a crime, you are guilty.
16. Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud.
17. The way to improve our schools is not more money, but the reintroduction of moral and spiritual values, as well as the four "R's": reading, 'riting, 'rithmatic, and Rush.
18. I am not arrogant.
19. My first 35 Undeniable Truths are still undeniably true.
20. There is a God.
21. There is something wrong when critics say the problem with America is too much religion.
22. Morality is not defined by individual choice.
23. The only way liberals win national elections is by pretending they're not liberals.
24. Feminism was established as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.
25. Follow the money. When somebody says, "It's not the money," it's always the money.
26. Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.
27. Using federal dollars as a measure, our cities have not been neglected, but poisoned with welfare dependency funds.
28. Progress is not striving for economic justice or fairness, but economic growth.
29. Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.
30. Compassion is no substitute for justice.
31. The culture war is between the winners and those who think they're losers who want to become winners. The losers think the only way they can become winners is by banding together all the losers and then empowering a leader of the losers to make things right for them.
32. The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles riots were caused by rioters.
33. You could afford your house without your government - if it weren't for your government.
34. Words mean things.
35. Too many Americans can't laugh at themselves anymore.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Obama...Say it ain't so...

A few years back Sami Sosa was caught using a cork bat in his run for the home run record. The public screamed "SAY IT AINT SO SAMI" .The press was all over it. They talked for weeks about it. Sami was made to bring full discloser and turn over all his bats for full examination. There was talk on how this would hurt our children because they would think it was ok to cheat. To bring the odds in your favor.

My point.

Where is the mainstream media today. Why are they not screaming about the this stimulus bill that passed on a lie. Obama PROMISED, vowed that there would be full disclosure and the public would have a full 48 hours to read the bill in it's fnal form before it was sent to the floor of the house for a final vote.HE LIED...... AGAIN>>>The bill came out of commitee last night 8pm. It was not delivered to the members of the congress until 2 hours left before the vote.

There has yet to be a full post of the stimulus bill in the Thomas Jefferson Congressional Library where every bill is mandated to be posted prior to vote.

Where is the bill....

What is he hiding?

This is exactly what happened in Europe when a young charizmatic man came to power. Things were hid from the public. Money was borrowed and printed. Anybody got any guesses as to who I am refering to?